One-Star Book Reviews

Reviews of classic books, culled from the internet's think tank.

“The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.”

The novel was like Ali Lohan to Lindsay, where as Lindsay is ‘1984’ by George Orwell.”

“makes me believe, in another 700 years, Fifty Shades of Grey will be regarded as epic literature.”

makes me believe, in another 700 years, Fifty Shades of Grey will be regarded as epic literature.”

“There was cat hair all over the books pages. i am allergic. That is all.”

There was cat hair all over the books pages. i am allergic. That is all.”

“I did some checking and found that for the last 30 years most of the Newbery winners went for books that undermine decent values.” 

I did some checking and found that for the last 30 years most of the Newbery winners went for books that undermine decent values.” 

“Bukowski was obviously a sick, perverted, twisted person.”

Bukowski was obviously a sick, perverted, twisted person.”

“The events make no sense in the story-why would you remain an animal for months at a time, how does a sword get stuck in a stone…?”

The events make no sense in the story-why would you remain an animal for months at a time, how does a sword get stuck in a stone…?”

“I know if I was a kid and woke up in the middle of the night to see my mom peeking at me over the edge of the bed like Gollum at his precious, I would still be telling my therapist about it to this very day.”

“I know if I was a kid and woke up in the middle of the night to see my mom peeking at me over the edge of the bed like Gollum at his precious, I would still be telling my therapist about it to this very day.”

“I doubt I’ll pick it back up unless I run out of books to read, I’m too poor to buy any more books, all my friends turn on me and refuse to loan me anything else, and all the nearby libraries are set on fire simultaneously.”

I doubt I’ll pick it back up unless I run out of books to read, I’m too poor to buy any more books, all my friends turn on me and refuse to loan me anything else, and all the nearby libraries are set on fire simultaneously.”

“The characters talk like Yoda from Star Wars”

The characters talk like Yoda from Star Wars”

“he is to serious literature what Weird Al Yankovic is to pop music.”

he is to serious literature what Weird Al Yankovic is to pop music.”