One-Star Book Reviews

Reviews of classic books, culled from the internet's think tank.

“My grandmother said it was an a horrible book, as she didn’t like it.”

My grandmother said it was an a horrible book, as she didn’t like it.”

"Love Medicine. Yuck! That’s a terrible title."

"Love Medicine. Yuck! That’s a terrible title."

"I was both confused and plain old didn’t care about what was happening interchangeably."

"I was both confused and plain old didn’t care about what was happening interchangeably."

"I rated it a one because I found the sex revolting, as I always do. That’s just me"

"I rated it a one because I found the sex revolting, as I always do. That’s just me"

"This is the Seinfeld of classic literature.”

"This is the Seinfeld of classic literature.”

“Just throw the fucking fish back in. Fuck.”

Just throw the fucking fish back in. Fuck.”