One-Star Book Reviews

Reviews of classic books, culled from the internet's think tank.

“I’m always deeply suspicious of authors who seem to become suddenly incredibly popular”

I’m always deeply suspicious of authors who seem to become suddenly incredibly popular”

“i guess i am not an ‘medievals’ person.

i guess i am not an ‘medievals’ person.

“I may be just a ‘Moogle’ (as they say in the books) but I just don’t get it.”

I may be just a ‘Moogle’ (as they say in the books) but I just don’t get it.”

"I believe reading is about relaxing and not straining your mind to understand what’s going on"

"I believe reading is about relaxing and not straining your mind to understand what’s going on"

“Does anyone appreciate magical realism?”

Does anyone appreciate magical realism?”

“I didn’t really get the cookie thing.”

I didn’t really get the cookie thing.”

“I had to force myself to finish it so I’d feel less like a plebe.”

I had to force myself to finish it so I’d feel less like a plebe.”

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“Everyone dies!!!!”

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Everyone dies!!!!”

“I’d really, REALLY like to read a pleasant book for English class. Just once.” 

I’d really, REALLY like to read a pleasant book for English class. Just once.”